Sir, you're born with fairy bones, your eyes show holy light.
You're an angel descended on Earth, I've found you at last.
Don't go away.
Though I'm revealing Heaven's secret and will suffer,
it's just my destiny.
Even if it is more risky,
l have to tell your whole fortune.
Sir...
An Assorted Noodle, please.
Since the noodle hasn't been rinsed in cold water, it tastes like alkaline.
and the Fish Balls are tasteless too.
You cook them as Curry Fish Ball
in order to cover this drawback.
But it's naive for you to do all this.
As the cooking time was not long enough.
the curry favour only stays outside,
the soup washes the taste away.
The Curry Fish Ball now becomes tasteless,
neither a fish nor curry taste.
What a failure!
You haven't prepared the turnip properly, failure.
The pig skin are overcooked, failure.
The pig blood is too soft, a failure too.
This pig colon is the worst.
lt's not properly washed, you can even find shit inside, are you serious?
There's shit!
Look! shit.
Hey, shit.
Just rub it away.
Don't be like that..
l found shit in your food.
Don't kid yourself.
lt's not strange to find shit in Assorted Noodles.
$23.
You should pay me instead.
You'd better give me $30 for me to see a doctor.
Show some respect, I'm the ''God of Cookery''
''God of Cookery''?
''God of Cookery''.
You're born with fairy bones, your eyes show holy light.
You're an angel descended on Earth, I've found you at last.
Every one knows i'm an angel in this district,
you needn't say, Bitch.
Hey, I'm only making a living, you don't need to "hurt" me.
Bitch.
Bastard.
Bitch... Bastard...
Competition of Supreme Chef of HK is now starting.
Let's have the honour of our judge tonight, ''God of Cookery''.
''God of Cookery'' will taste our first entry.
''King's Fired Rice'' prepared by Tai Long from Lung Fung Restaurant.
Good, you manage to steam the rice stuffed inside a shrimp...
...and seasoned by First Class abalone juice, then fry with bird nest.
At first glance, this is common fried rice.
but in fact, it shows highest techniques,
you deserve being called the ''King of Frying''.
However, the vaporised water made the rice too soft.
You've ignored the most basic technique of frying rice.
You must use over-night rice for frying rice, ''King of Frying''.
Zero points!
The next entry is ''Multi-fish''
cooked by Lau Sam of Kam Kong Restaurant.
The ingredients include somei, garoupa and three other fish,
then reshape as a whole fish,
one side to be steamed and other to be deep-fried.
Each kind of fish receives two favours,
and altogether with ten different favours.
This fish is really...
...lt looks like it was radiated, Seeing it makes me vomit.
You want me to eat that?! Zero points! Go home and review yourself.
l... You're "an extra fish" too stupid.
More like "extra fish" stupid.
You...you've made extra fish.
The next entry is ''Golden Robe''
by Chan Tung of Royal Restaurant.
This vegetarian dish
shows the cutting techniques.
How long did you spend in carving the bean curd?
One whole day.
But you know it's become pungent,
can't you smell that?
Yes, l smell it.
But this dish mainly shows my fast chopping skills.
Please show us your left hand.
and now your middle finger.
"Fast Chopper" means "finger cutter".
Terrific!
Now the remaining entry is ''Secret Roast Goose''
by Yeung Chun Tin of Five Rams Restaurant.
lt's seems he'll surely get the championship title.
lt's already cold, zero points! We're finished here.
Hold it.
Since it's called ''Secret Roast Goose'', there must be some secret.
ln fact, we only eat the paddy bird inside.
Those paddy birds have absorbed
the favour of the goose, and be keeping warm.
lt's perfect to eat them now.
I've taken every details into account.
''God of Cookery'', you have nothing to complain now?
Great! The Supreme Cook of HK is born now.
Hold it.
Still zero points.
What?
No way.
Why?
Because it's too ugly.
lmpossible, I've specially selected the paddy birds.
They're all pretty and tasty.
l don't mean the paddy birds, l mean you.
I'm ugly?
How is being ugly relevant?
How can l have an appetite
when l see your appearance?
Therefore l dare not look at you.
But it's not a fault being ugly.
Sure, being a chef,
you must be considerate for the guests.
Even female stars in porn movies must get plastic surgery on their busts.
Though you have potential, you need surgery on your face first.
Please open his hands.
l never expected ''God of Cookery'' is so demanding.
Then how can we make a totally perfect dish?
When talking about cooking, we count on one word...
This Rainbow with Flowers is my dessert for you tonight
Oh my! the word is: heart.
Right, we must rely on our heart to make the perfect dish.
lt's "VERY VERY delicious."
He's proud, but humble at the same time.
He tries not to be famous, but is admired by everybody.
He's made good use of fire, the gift to human from God.
He can make the super dishes, real art of fire.
ls he an angel from the heavens?
Or is he satin from hell?
No one will know.
But one thing is sure, everyone addresses him as:
''God of Cookery''
You only need to mention I'm fairy from heavens.
Why say I'm Satin from hell? How ls hell related with me?
l only thought of adding a little bit mystery to you.
Your job is not to think. You moron.
A Little Bit of mystery? Go fuck yourself!
A darkened screen with a spotlight on you
such that you look like a ghost.
Do you think that's not mystery enough?
I'm not shooting horror movies, man.
But the Director wants that.
Hire someone to kill that Director
and then hire someone to kill yourself.
With such a rubbish Director,
and such a lousy MC as you.
You both conspire to play me a fool.
Are you playing me a fool?
Sorry, l guarantee to write the script properly next time.
Rubbish, you are trash! I'll go and amend it at once.
Remember, you're no more than rubbish,
Don't walk back, "roll back" like the garbage that you are.
My dear fellows.
You've all done a hard job.
We should lt's our duty...
Mr. Tai. We all understand that,''God of Cookery''.
lt's my pleasure...Mr. Lau, thanks...
l learn a lot from you.
l should do this
You've made extra fish, you...
How long have you practised? Extra fish.
Just tell us ifyou need any help.
Sure l will...
Thanks for your commission.
You know you've taken my commission?
You know you've take my money, right?
Then you shouldn't shout that out loudly there.
l was so caught up in the moment that l shouted.
Mr. Yeung, shouting doesn't mean good acting.
You did shout that ''very Delicious''
so fake and pejoratively.
Even the blind knows you're only acting.
When you were working your magic with your acrylic and dioxide solution.
Of course the acrylic and dioxide solution,
otherwise l couldn't write that out.
You should know this stuff well.
lt was so hard to resist. -Of course it was..
lt's your job to resist.. are you still talking out of line?!
You think you're really capable?
lf you were really capable,
you'd be standing in my position, you dam fool!
lf l didn't have such good manners,
I'd kick you over the railing...
..and hang up your dead body in Statue Square...
Suck these cigarettes ends and shout ''Very Delicious''
Shout until l tell you to stop.
Boss...Sorry to bother you, we would like to leave now.
Good..., sorry to bother you, Thanks.
Your shares have risen,
why didn't you inform me?
Has it?
l really don't know, l swear, l don't know that myself.
Let's talk business first,
l have a new product. l want to make use of your fame.
I'll see if we can co-operate.
''lnstant Cup Noodle''.
Maggie.
There are 53 kinds of instant Cup Noodle in the market,
with a annual sale figure of $1.3 billion,
cup noodle get a share of 33%.
Very keen competition indeed.
Good packaging.
My nephew in charge of it, he admires you much.
Richard, greet Mr. Stephen.
Mr. Stephen.
Richard, you must have got higher level education.
Har...Harvard University of US...A
and Cam...Cambridge University.
Cam...Cambridge University.
Double master degrees.
Let me explain the design of this product.
What do you want to do?
Why do you come here?
Go on speaking there, you are not to stand here.
Where's you homeland?
Chiu Chow.
Fuck you, (Chiu Chow Style) do you have any basic manner?
You said you have a Master degree? Must be a "eat-shit" degree!
Why did you walk to that side?
He told you to "eat shit", did you hear?
Ah forget it.. don't scare the youngster.
lf l don't teach him, who will?
Keep calm, don't tremble.
Be a good boy, smile.
The Fish Balls seem a bit lousy.
They not elastic at all.
They're for eating. Why the need to be elastic? lt's not Ping-Pong game.
Who said they can't be used for Ping-Pong game?
So they're pretty elastic after all.
Relax.. have a drink "ass-hole". (in a jokingly manner)
"ass-hole."
You can come to me any time when you need something
I'll try my best to help you.
I'll do whatever l can to help you.
Good brother Buddy.
Really good buddies.
I'm counting on you!
l count on you, let's cheers.
I've got a good deal on beef, call this number if you want in.
l don't see you treating me to abalone.
Excuse me, give way...
Sorry to bother you.
I'm Bull Tong,
graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy.
l can cook delicious dishes.
Right, good cooks always result being as beggars.
You got to stop hiring these idiots.
l don't know him. lsn't he your staff?
Fat Bull, which department you come from?
l am just passing by.
What?
l do admire you, ''God of Cookery''.
l just wonder
if you would give me a chance.
Maybe you can hire me as an assistant.
What the fuck is this?!
Security! -Why did you do that?
To arrest him. -l didn't give that order.
You really want to follow me?
Yes, you can ask me to do whatever you like.
Go take a shit in front of the lift right now.
Alright! This fatty is hard-working.
Contact Amy on 41st floor, tomorrow at 9.
Are you serious?
What? l can do as l please.
Doing whatever you like.. Men... this is how you show your power!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!!
What happened?
What's going on?
Boss is dining here, so I've delivered him a bottle of red wine.
He's losing his temper right now.
What wine did you deliver?
He wants one of '82.
This is of '82.
l deliver him of '83.
Go take this for him at once.
Yes...
You go.
Boss, this bottle is of '82.
Are you hungry?
Sit down and eat something.
Why is all this happening??
I'm actually a kind man, l have sympathy too.
You would've never guessed, go on and eat.
Why is this happening??
I've already told this to your face!
you will never guess what I'm going to do, just keep eating.
Once is enough, you want to fool me a second time?
Woah, if you guessed that
l wouldn't dare fool you again
Yea.. you're right, l must be stupid..
l really can't figure what you're going to do next.
I've told you face to face a second time already.
lf you idiots can guess,
l won't be called ''God of Cookery''.
''God of Cookery'' is great.
No need to say it, I'll come out on top!
''God of Cookery'' is great.
Get some narrow tables and small chairs,
so that customers can't sit comfortably,
and they'll leave as soon as possible after eating.
Get the thickest straws and biggest ice-cubes.
Then they can finish the drink fast and buy another ones.
Are you new-comer? Don't you need me to teach you?
Stop pretending like you know, retard.
Mr. Chow, the ceremony may begin now.
Good, let's begin.
Are you ready?...
Yes.
Making big money.
Congratulations.
Thanks, please serve yourselves for the snack.
Your branch opens in opposite to my cafe again,
you respect me so much!
Am l not friendly?
ass-hole
Mr. Chow, congratulations...
Mr. Chow Thanks...drink more.
A fan will present you with flowers, then you get on stage...
Who's so clever as to hire a fan to present flowers?
We didn't hire her, she's really your fan.
What?
Girl student, nice and gentle, she's been waiting for you so long.
Has she?
What a coincidence!
Hey, what a coincidence!
Hay...what...what a coincidence!
What a coincidence!
Good bye.
Mr. Chow...
Time to present flowers
Yeah, l know.
Can we start now? I'm waiting for you.
''God of Cookery''.
Look! There's a UFO!
Dear guests,
the celebration for the opening of our 50th branch...
...is starting now.
We're selected the time, we now invite God of Kitchen into the kitchen.
Since we have some spare time,
we now introduce a new set course to you.
''Deep First Love Gold Silver Lovers Set MeaI''
Even Confucius and Jesus said: First Love is wonderful.
So we select this topic by using the top ingredients.
The price for the set meal is $99.9 only.
A bonus stamp is issued to every meal, ifyou collect 5 bonus stamps,
you can redeem
a ''Love Bone pendant'' with the price of $99.9.
As l have blessed for this pendant,
it really helps those young lovers in their first love.
lt's even more efficacious with the help of philter.
Let's have the honour for ''God of Cookery''
to demonstrate how to prepare this course.
Thanks, but please excuse
if l don't make a perfect meal.
lf you can't make a perfect dish you won't be called ''God of Cookery''.
Good...
First, we must prepare a pair of piglets in love.
We shall drain their blood without them knowing.
We then make use of their blood.. -That's just regular pig blood
...it's "romantic" pig blood.
What? You feel pity for your pig species?
l then deep fry their skin until they become golden.
which is just regular pig skin.
lt's "true love" pig skin.
That's just pig skin.
l then get the "true love" fish
of ''Parisian Baguette''.
I'll place it over Sentimental lndian Curry.
lsn't that regular curry Fish Balls?
Pig blood, pig skin, fish balls, is their any turnip?
This is none of your business!
Go to serve the guests.
Of course we need some long-live-love Korean turnip
and a love pig colon.
We then place it on some raw noodle.
Mix all the ingredients together, and there it is your ordinary ''Assorted Noodle''.
You charge $99.9 for this common noodle? Are you crazy?
But it's not easy to prepare delicious
common dish like ''Assorted Noodle'' at all.
You know, the simple dish are hard to prepare.
And that explains it all..
OK, let me try your ''Assorted Noodle'' now.
The Curry Fish Ball are tasteless, neither is the curry.
The pig skin are overcooked, failure.
The pig blood is too soft, a failure too.
You haven't prepared the turnip, failure.
This pig colon is the worst,
it's not even washed. you can find shit inside.
This is ridiculous!
We're not staging for a comedy talk show.
Go to the back and play with yourself
Have you ever considered your customers?
Security!
l pick up this kind of bone in the rubbish bin every night.
and you sell it at $100?
l cannot cheat customers like the way you do.
l won't help you do this any more.
What ''God of Cookery'' are you? You know nothing but cheating customer.
Can you really cook? Can you chop ingredients?
Take over, I'll leave now.
He is asking you,
answer him before you leave.
What?
Who do you think you are?!
You're not qualified to be called ''God of Cookery''.
l won't argue with you here, shut up.
You aren't even able to sell ''Assorted Noodle'' in the street.
Sorry, you're no longer a staff of our corporation.
I'll call for police if you keep this bullshit.
Who are you to talk in front of me? I'm the real ''God of Cookery''.
You're not even qualified to clean my shoes, bastard.
You want to fool me?
l don't fear you.. Come on..
l can even arrange to kill your whole family.
There's no use threatening me!
Someone is messing here, no photos.
Dare you take up a cooking knife
and cook something for us.
l can't cook?
Being chef, you don't even have the strength of holding a knife.
Let me teach you
how to prepare a bowl of delicious ''Assorted Noodle''.
You must have the heart to cook.
I'm the real ''God of Cookery''.
l never could have guessed.. l really never know what you do next.
I'm graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy.
l can cook very well, l can really cook.
Good cooks always result being as beggars...
You're great, ''God of Cookery''.
I'm the real ''God of Cookery''.
Mr. Chow, more than 50 customers feel sick
after eating beef at your restaurant.
We suspect you use tainted beef to serve guests.
We are bringing you in for further questions.
I've got a good deal on beef, call this number if you want in.
Small chairs and thick straws.
Big ice-cubes and over-fried French fries.
So that the kids get thirsty after eating.
You should know this. You don't need me to tell you.
This will be bad to the children's health.
Besides kicking you,
did Stephen Chow beat you with his fists?
No, he didn't.
lt gets on my nerves, don't force me anymore.
l am a good guy.
Throw him out.
You haven't prepared the turnip, failure.
The pig skin are overcooked, failure!
The pig blood is to soft, a failure too!
This pig colon is the worst.
lt's not property washed, you can find shit inside!
lt's called "Assorted" Noodle
it's not strange to have shit inside.
$23 dollars
You should pay me instead.
You'd better pay me $30 for me to see a doctor.
Show some respect.. I'm the ''God of Cookery''.
''God of Cookery''?
''God of Cookery''!
lt's true, I'm not joking.
Help me, buddy, even a little bit.
Give me some money, please...
l beg you, please...
Forget it...
Don't hinder us doing business.
OK!
How do you feel?
I'm fine...
lt's bleeding, shit...
l must really see a doctor this time, please give me some money?
You like to play, right? -No...
I'm sorry, brother...
I'll play with you if you insist on it. No...
Let's be friendly to each other.
Buddies, I'm ''God of Cookery'', please give me a chance
Sorry...excuse me...
Beat him! Kick him to death!
Dare you cause trouble here
Cut his hand off
Beat him!
What is it?
Nothing.
Let me beat him too.
Don't beat anymore... please...
You needn't beg, move...
Just one punch? Move...
May be half a punch?
Are you hungry?
A little bit.
Want to eat something?
Anything..
This bowl of rice...
is very delicious.
Hey! Give us a hand!
Goosehead, I'm only a woman, lf you must insult me, do so..
But l remember Uncle Kwan's assistant
chopped my head...
...but l managed to chop him back,
and they all call me ''Twin Dagger Turkey''!
I've seen everything since l fooled in Temple Street when l was 12.
You now take these ass-holes to ruin my place?
You can't scare me!
Turkey, what do you mean?
lf l want to ruin your place, I'll take more guys with me.
l just want to tell you,
all ''Pissing Shrimp'' food will be ours from now on.
Who do you think you are?
l haven't even settled the score about the ''Beef balI''!
Shut the fuck up, just eat shit!
OK, we share ''Beef BalI'', I'll take up ''Pissing Shrimp''!
We needn't talk about rules then.
I'm setting rules with you now,
we make it 40-60% share.
You 40%, we 60%.
No, you think I'm an idiot?
What if we make it 10-90%? l get 90%, and you 10%.
I'll chop your arm off!
Stand still or I'll chop you!
Stand property!
Don't fool! Stand property!
OK, we let you have ''Pissing Shrimp'', can you even handle it?
lf we can't, then you can't!
Our ''Pissing Shrimp'' are so well-known.
We have perfect proportion of chill and salt,
we change oil every night too...
We guarantee we use fresh oil.
We have strong stoves, and the shrimps are so crispy.
But that ruins the shrimp's natural favor
Who dares to talk?
Our ''Pissing Shrimps'' taste much fresher.
Go make your splatter of shit beef balls!
You don't know anything about beef balls, let alone "pissing shrimps."
Your beef balls are like shit, I'll take over.
We know how to make use of an opportunity!
No need to dispute,
mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
Who dares to talk again?
Who dare to interrupt me?
Don't just accuse my guys,
it's one of your guys
My men are well-educated, they will never interrupt.
Oh really??
Each of you say, "mix the two together 'Pissing Beef Balls', dumbass."
Did that guy say ''dumbass"
Yes, l have sharp ears.
You say first! You say first!
mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
No, not you.
mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
You!
Should l warm up a bit first?
As you like.
mix the.. sorry..
Go ahead.
mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
You!
[in fukien dialect] mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
What the fuck did you say?
Fukien dialect.
Fukien dialect? Go home and eat shit!
pissing...
mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
Fight over Beef Balls...
mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
You!
Why are you laughing?
Say it.
mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
You.
Shit mix...
You.
mix the two together ''Pissing Beef Balls", dumbass.
Wait.
You say it again.
You!
Shit...mix!
Say it clearly.
Shitty...mix!
Bastard, it's you!
Come on.. how can you recognize me?
Your voice is horrible, l can recognize easily.
Turkey, he's your guy, what do you say?
Give me the knife.
Your bastard, you keep talking shit.
Which finger you want me to cut off?
Finger nail.
What?
This is my territory! No one touches him!
What does that mean?
He's my follower. You can't touch him!
Then there's no need to follow the rules!
Bastard!
Don't come any closer!
Sister Turkey, I've thought it over...
From now on, all ''Pissing Shrimps'' and ''Beef Balls'' belong to you.
ls it OK?
Thanks for your help.
There's no need, we're "brothers."
lt's rare to find a righteous person like you.
Righteous and honesty...
...is valuable.
l dare to go to hell to fight.
I'm willing to sacrifice for my brothers
I'm willing to die for those dear to me
Good brother!
My blood is bleeding for love.
I'm prepared to die.
Who dare to challenge me?
''Pissing Beef Balls''?
Right.
Why are they so elastic.
As these beef balls are empty in the inside.
lt's like the theory of air-sole sports shoes.
May l try?
Quick.
Very elastic!
Elastic? Yes, elastic!
All because of her.
''Sister Turkey'' has strong wrist strength.
Only she can make such perfect beef balls.
The beef must undergo 26,800 times beating and mixing.
But why is it called ''Pissing Beef Balls''?
Try the whole thing and you'll know.
I've never had this experience before.
The freshness of beef with the sweetness of shrimps.
This combination
is even better than royal dishes.
They're even better than my first love memory.
Looking at the moon which reminds me thinking of homeland.
Good poem...
Are you alright?
This is real good stuff!
I've thought of a name: Explosive Pissing Beef Balls.
We're going to make a fortune this time.
That's just talk. You think l am nuts?
lt's not so easy to make money.
l trust him! What should we do next?
We should open our first restaurant
and earn our first log of money.
Then l can buy a new set of karaoke soon?
Turkey, what you just said is a joke.
We should first buy a flat to earn the rent. That is most profitable!
Sure.
But if it was up to me, l will open more branches.
We can open two, then four, then eight branches...
Then we can become a public company and collect capital.
We then do stock trading and do real estate business, duh!
We can make a sub-division in the stock market.
With all that money, we won't need to bother counting.
You're laughing? You understand everything?
l don't fully understand, but it sounds really good.
Granny, let me serve you ''Pissing Beef Balls''.
You won't piss on your pants after eating them.
lt's awesome!
Free? They're really free of charge?
One for take-out.
That was our first transaction.
We're one step closer of becoming a public company.
Why haven't you gave me the report yet?
Yes, coming.